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By Ben Hatch

The tale of a madcap five-month relatives journey to jot down a travel guide—embracing the liberty of the open highway with a spirit of discovery and an commercial offer of child wipes "Hurry up," I shout at Dinah, when at the overhead small screen television Ray Mears’ Survival is enjoying terribly loudly simply because Charlie sat at the quantity button of the distant. the children writhe approximately within the V05 shampoo they simply spilt, guffawing because the final in their fresh outfits chew the dirt, and I'm pondering: "Survive riding around England with less than 4s, staying at a special lodge every one evening and traveling 4 or 5 points of interest an afternoon and infrequently a cafe within the night. Sleep all within the comparable room, visit mattress at 7 p.m. after having had no night to your self, get up at 7 a.m. and do all of it back the next day to come with the possibility of one other a hundred and forty nights of the same—then come and inform me approximately survival on your khaki ****ing shorts, Ray." They have been bored, broke, burned out, and turning forty. So whilst Ben and his spouse Dinah have been approached to jot down a guidebook approximately relations go back and forth, they embraced the open street, ignoring friends' warnings: "One of you'll come again chopped up in a bin bag within the roof box." that includes lethal puff adders, Billie Piper's pajamas, and a pal of Hitler's, it's a narrative approximately love, demise, falling out, relocating on, and growing to be up, and 8,000 faulty miles in a Vauxhall Astra.

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