By Robert Orben
There's no higher, speedier, or more desirable strategy to achieve out and seize an audience's consciousness than the adroit use of humor. An apt, well-timed comic story can soothe the adverse, concentration the bored stiff, and the spur at the enthusiastic.
In this most recent assortment from Robert Orben, grasp of the one-liner and fountain of humor for the nice television and stand-up comics, are accrued over 2500 brief, proper, and sharp laugh-getters which may simply be additional to speeches, lectures, displays, or informal dialog. prepared into a number of hundred different types for ease in choice, the subject material is topical--ranging from acupuncture and pollution to women's liberation and X-rated videos. many of the jokes are one-liners that circulation with a snap and a sizzle that anecdotes and long tales lack.
Here you'll find openings and closings for speeches, plus random and particular remark priceless to a person who has ever been referred to as upon to "say a couple of words." a fabulous device for audio system, writers, and performers, Mr. Orben's most up-to-date ebook also will supply hours of laugh-filled studying for everyone.
Note from the uploader: those jokes will not be humorous.
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